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Trailer Official Trailer. Official Teaser. Seinfeld: Season Eight. Seinfeld: Season 4. Photos Top cast Edit. Wayne Knight Newman as Newman. John O'Hurley J. Peterman as J. Richard Herd Wilhelm as Wilhelm. Richard Fancy Lippman as Lippman. Larry David Jerry Seinfeld. Tom Cherones Matt Goldman. Jerry is robbed after Kramer leaves the door open causing Jerry to find a new apartment which George becomes jealous of. Jerry tries to end a friendship with a childhood friend with a little help from his ex-girlfriend, Elaine Benes.

Kramer wants to open a make-your-own pizza shop. George gets a stellar stock tip which he advises Jerry to invest in. Jerry goes on a official first date with Vanessa. Jerry begins seeing George's ex-girlfriend, Marlene, whom George finds altogether annoying. Marlene then breaks up with Jerry after seeing his act. Jerry makes an off-color remark at an aunt's dinner which subsequently leads to her death.

Jerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear the jacket during a snowfall. George leaves several nasty messages on a girlfriend's answering machine, forcing him and Jerry to go to her apartment to steal the tape. Tom Cherones Peter Mehlman. Jerry finds Elaine an apartment in his building but tries to stop her from moving in when he realizes the downside to their living in the same building.

Tom Cherones Larry Charles. Jerry has his apartment cleaned by the boyfriend of Elaine's client and later learns that the housekeeper stole a valuable statue. Tom Cherones Larry David. George quits his job after tiring of his demanding boss; he immediately regrets his decision and tries to get his job back, undertaking an act of revenge on his erstwhile employer.

George thinks he is having a heart attack but actually needs a tonsillectomy, leading Kramer to recommend a holistic healer as a cheaper alternative. Elaine and Jerry renew their sexual relationship after coming across a soft-core pornographic film, but they set ground rules for their future escapades.

Elaine holds a baby shower for a friend at Jerry's apartment. Meanwhile, Kramer tries to convince Jerry to pirate cable television. At dinner, George takes the blame after a busboy gets fired, while Elaine faces having her boyfriend live with her for a week. Jerry, George, and Elaine get free massage therapy; after a session with a masseur, George questions his sexuality. David Steinberg Elaine Pope. George tells his ex-girlfriend the truth about why he ended their relationship; as a result, she checks herself into a mental institution.

While Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate, Kramer sees Elaine naked. Jerry and Elaine fly to Florida to visit Jerry's parents. While there, Jerry has a scuba accident and Elaine suffers an uncomfortable night on their couch. Jerry gets stuck watching a disobedient dog; meanwhile, George and Elaine realize they don't have a lot in common without Jerry around.

Joshua White Larry Charles. Jerry and George recall their high school years when Jerry learns that a library book he checked out in is overdue. Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer get lost in a mall parking garage after shopping for an air conditioner. Tom Cherones Tom Leopold. Jerry offers his patronage to an empty restaurant and convinces the owner to re-style his menu and decor.

Elaine takes an IQ test for George. George orders a baldness remedy from China. Elaine anonymously leaves an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. Kramer encourages George's new girlfriend to get a rhinoplasty. Jerry is conflicted about his relationship with an actress whom he finds beautiful but with whom he has nothing in common. George strands Jerry and Elaine at a party, leaving them to wait for a very tardy Kramer.

George takes a job moving cars from side of the street to the other. Elaine cares for her year-old boyfriend. Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film, popularizing the expression, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Elaine gets George a job at a publishing company; to repay her, he buys her an ostensibly expensive cashmere sweater that has a minor flaw. Jerry inadvertently reintroduces Elaine's boyfriend, a recovering alcoholic , to liquor. Each of the four principal characters has a unique experience during a subway ride.

Jerry befriends an overweight nudist, George meets an enchanting woman and misses a job interview, Kramer gets a horse racing tip, and Elaine misses a lesbian wedding she was to attend. Jerry's Pez dispenser causes Elaine to laugh loudly at a piano recital given by George's girlfriend.

Kramer creates a cologne that smells of the beach. After a neighbor attempts suicide, Jerry visits him at the hospital and becomes attracted to the man's girlfriend. Elaine, having been ordered to fast three days prior to an X-ray, develops a ravenous appetite.

George and another driver quarrel over a parking space, leading to an all-night faceoff during which sundry neighborhood residents express their views on parking etiquette.

Jerry and Elaine set George up on a blind date with Elaine's friend Cynthia. Kramer fears that a condom may have been ineffective. Jerry befriends Keith Hernandez after he meets the latter at the health club. Kramer recounts an incident in which Newman and he were spat on during a New York Mets game.

Jerry becomes jealous when Keith Hernandez begins dating Elaine. George comes up with a scheme to collect unemployment. Jerry and George board a limousine intended for other passengers. They invite Kramer and Elaine to join them but later learn that the intended riders were neo-Nazis, for whom they have been mistaken. Jason Alexander Peter Mehlman. Jerry trails a hit-and-run driver but is attracted to her and begins dating her; he later learns her victim was a longtime quarry and dates the latter as well.

Kramer begins having seizures whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice. Jerry learns that his new artist friend, from whom George has been forced to buy a painting, plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking up with her. Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key.

Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. As George, Elaine, and Jerry exchange spare key privileges, Jerry and George learn that Elaine is secretly writing a Murphy Brown script; Kramer, later, is hired to play Brown's secretary. Kramer gets in trouble when he is mistaken for a serial killer. The three then travel back to New York after Kramer is found innocent.

NBC executives approach Jerry and George to write a pilot for a sitcom. Crazy Joe Davola starts to stalk both Jerry and Kramer.

Jerry is asked to explain to his parents why he does not wear the watch they gave him. Morty thinks his wallet is stolen out of the doctor's office.

Elaine tries to plan a break up from her therapist with Kramer's help. Jerry agrees to visit a bubble boy on the way up to Susan's father's cabin but when Jerry gets lost with Elaine, George and Susan visit the bubble boy instead. Jerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars.

A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down. Elaine realizes her boyfriend is actually Crazy Joe Davola. Then she, George and Jerry endure a night at the opera with a group of clowns. Jerry discovers the woman he is dating is a virgin.

Kramer continues to harass Jerry and George when they are trying to write a teleplay for their pilot. George is caught masturbating by his mother causing a contest between the four of them to see who can go without "it" the longest. Elaine meets John F. Kennedy, Jr. George's mother is hospitalized and Jerry's girlfriend Marla wants to have sex which he has to prevent.

Jerry and Elaine experience the differences of travelling in first class and coach. George and Kramer try to get to two airports after a flight is switched. Jerry is caught picking his nose by his new model girlfriend.

Elaine sends a revealing Christmas card out. Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer keep missing each other when trying to meet for a movie. Jerry's attempts to get Babu Bhatt from being deported turn out unsuccessful. Elaine tries to get George's attorney girlfriend to drop a lawsuit. Jerry and George lose their privileges at the pilot after Jerry and George sneak a look at the executive's daughter's cleavage. Elaine then tries to fix the mess. Jerry and George are mistaken for being homosexual by a college reporter and are outed.

Jerry sends Elaine to find out if his new girlfriend Sidra's breasts are natural or implants. George double dips a chip at a funeral repast.

Tom Cherones Andy Robin. Jerry is puzzled after he cannot remember the name of his girlfriend. Kramer drops a junior mint in the air during a surgery for Elaine's boyfriend.

A valet with bad body odor stinks up Jerry's car and anyone who comes in contact with him. George believes he drew Susan to become a lesbian. George parks his father's car in a handicap spot causing controversy when an angry mob destroys it. Jerry and George begin casting for their pilot, Jerry which is finally ready. George is upset over the casting of his alter ego. Jerry and George prepare for the taping of Jerry and each of the real life personas give tips to their TV alter egos.

Elaine wears a disguise to hide from Russell. Kramer suffers bowel problems. George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator" when he thinks that his girlfriend is "faking" it. Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banned from his favorite fruit shop. George gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe.

Kramer's girlfriend asks Jerry to wear one of her new puffy pirate shirts on a Today Show appearance he is making. Elaine gets bitten by a dog and becomes afraid of them. While not wearing his glasses, George thinks he sees Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin and Jerry tries to figure out if it's true.

George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry's accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the truth. Elaine's new boyfriend is perfect except for his use of an exclamation point. George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks he has discovered a genetic engineering experiment, a "pig man".

Elaine and Jerry are nervous agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn and also hold the baby during circumcision and getting a Mohel. Tom Cherones Carol Leifer. Jerry dates a deaf U. Open line judge. Elaine cannot communicate with a limo driver. George wants to use Jerry's girlfriend to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend to find out what she is saying about him. Kramer becomes a ball man at the Open, when Monica Seles returns to tennis. Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop, when they gain weight.

Jerry accidentally uses the word "fuck" in front of Marydeth's son Matthew, who also begins using the word. George meets his old "friend" Lloyd Braun, whome Elaine begins dating and gives an idea for David Dinkins' mayoral campaign.

Kramer's date with a lab technician results in strange test results for Rudy Giuliani. George is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on vacation. Jerry is reluctant to dump his barber when he is given a real bad haircut.

Answers: Probably not; definitely. And what happened to the briefcase with the secret recording device that George left in the room to find out? The answer to the second question is complicated. The answer to the first is obvious. In which Puddy reveals himself to be the most fervent Devils fan possible, as captured by TV cameras. George always wanted to name a child Seven. They probably both love Seinfeld. The montage of George pretending to be handicapped at Play Now!

Plus: an early glimpse of Kramer-as- kavorka , as he romances a young librarian and nearly destroys her career. Eat it up, Georgie boy! Another is George showing off the glasses that gave the episode its name. Moral of the story: Never hire a drunk rabbi to perform a bris.

Children cursing: always funny! Well-intended, but ultimately, another ill-advised attempt to be a good person. Also: the first appearance of Jackie Chiles! The gag of eating candy with a knife and fork — how it spreads, where it starts, how far it goes — is the kind of absurdism that makes the show so distinct. Any time you feel uneasy about attending an office party, remember Elaine. George switches the Yankee uniforms from polyester to cotton, and it goes horribly — yet Jerry has no sympathy.

Kruger is his most hilarious onscreen boss. This episode gives us our first taste of Kruger — and boy, is it delicious, a classic George-focused story of self-sabotage where, in Kruger, he finally meets his dimwitted match. Was it any surprise that George would pay for a shitty car just because he thinks it was once owned by Jon excuse me, John Voight? Some essential tenets of Seinfeld : Jerry is never romantically satisfied, and neither is Elaine — and even when George is in a place of romantic bliss, his need to be liked by everyone sabotages his own happiness.

For one episode, Jerry, Elaine, and George have the exact same job: volunteer work caring for the elderly. But Elaine is the only one who takes it seriously — and she acquires some game-changing wisdom in the process — while Jerry exploits his elderly charge and George, outstandingly, gets fired. From a volunteer job. Actually, maybe this is the worst thing Jerry does during the course of Seinfeld.

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