Below are some of the hilarious questions, deep though humor and funny thoughts. Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?
Do hyenas laugh even when they are being killed? You know when you are driving, and you notice one shoe on the road… whatever happened to the other shoe? Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera? Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?
If a member of a synchronized swimming team drowns, do the rest also drown? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? How can there be self-help groups? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them, would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure? Is there another word for synonym?
When sign-makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs? Why do they report power outages on TV? If you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left, an odd or an end? When a crash-test-dummy hits his head, and no engineers record the results, does he make a sound? Why is there always one in every crowd?
If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them in another crowd, will there be one in that crowd? Why is it that you see this written on car seat belts:? This seat belt does not offer any protection if it is not buckled up? Why is it that international magazines that advertise products will have the same description of something in different languages, but the description of each language is written in English?
Do you think that modern society encourages people to be selfish? If ignorance is bliss, do happy people ignore problems and effectively make everything worse? Why do professional athletes earn millions of dollars while nursing home workers earn minimum wage or close to it? Do perfectionists do more harm than good? Are people prone to make war or are they tricked into doing it by immoral leaders? How responsible would you feel if you saved the life of someone who went on to commit murder?
Would you choose to be born into a different culture than the one you have? If artificial intelligence and automation put most people out of work, what would be the point of having the work done by machines if no one can buy anything? Does social media only exist to make people stare at their phones instead of talk to each other?
Do you think that believing in destiny requires accepting that the vast majority of people have no meaningful destiny? Do you think that you would feel like you had more time if we decided that the day had 48 hours instead of 24? Why do marriage vows never include commitments to pick up after oneself? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? Why is chess considered a sport? Why is it that when you are sleeping its called drool but when you are awake its called spit? Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows? What three things would you bring to a deserted Island? Why doesn't anyone say "BOAT"?
How do mermaids make babies? Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? How can a product be new and improved? If it's new, what was it improving on?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy? Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car? If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? Can you read a picture book? More Nonsensical and Rhetorical Questions Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? What shape is the sky? Why do they write "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars? If you only have one eye What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? Why whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk? Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"? If you dig a hole in the South Pole are you digging up or down? Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework? Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass? What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil? What happens when you swallow your pride? What if someone died in the living room? How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Is a fly without wings a walk? When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?
When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress? Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath? Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary? Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Why is a women's prison called a penal colony? Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic? Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? Why does tug'boats push their barges? If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer? Is a small pig called a hamlet? Is an oxymoron a really dumb bovine? Is drilling for oil boring? Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky? Is the nose the center of the face? What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice? What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved? What is the diameter of a square? Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
What do you call a male ladybird? What would you use to dilute water? If you're in hell, get mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open? Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on? Why do people tell you when they are speechless? Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light - how fast is a moving light? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it make marmalade? How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing? If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot? Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?
Is a ducks Hiney waterproof? How can you hear yourself think? How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up? If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers? What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy? What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object? If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they say "getting my dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows? If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? Is a sleeping bag a nap sack? What do you call male ballerinas? Other Nonsensical and Rhetorical Questions Why is the blackboard green? If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do? Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack"?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? What's the opposite of opposite? Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot? Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? What do people in China call their good plates?
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